Wisecrack
a crack that is wise. no, not the drug.
(most effective if a straight face is kept)
bill: “hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss”
john: ” yea dude, those k-swiss you have there are totally sweet.”
bill: “hey thanks!”
john: “wow”
10 minutes later…
bill: “hey dude was that a wisecrack??”
john: not at all man. wisecrack? i dont even know what that is.
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