Wiseman


to take life as it comes, to view things in a practical light. also to mercilessly diss things which deserve it.
if you carry on wisemaning, mr black will kill you

or

oh, bit of a wiseman there.
in poker, three kings.
he cracked my pocket rockets with the wis-m-n.
(noun) – a person who posts derogatory entries on urbandictionary.com, typically based on someone’s name. a “wiseman” is typically very p-ssive-aggressive and is unable to discuss his or her feelings and issues with those whom have upset them, instead resorting to the aforementioned act of posting derogatory remarks.
did you hear that joe posted a nasty entry about frank on urbandictionary.com because frank p-ssed him off today? man, joe is such a wiseman, he just needs to grow up.
a guy who was a hippie in the 1960’s hippie generation and who now has joined the neohippie movement. so called because he has a lot of experence with being a hippie in the 1960’s to p-ss along to second hippie generation.
john’s dad’s a wise man he was at the first woodstock.
a camel-toe.
omg, look at that girl’s wiseman!
fettish for feet
especially guys
don’t invite keith over he is a foot loving wiseman
weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.pr-ne to be used as the center focus of a joke.
looks wise. but, in truth deeply disturbed.
ha! look at wise man. it’s f-cking minus 30 and he playing chess.

“trr ta ta ta”, wise man

“whaaa, what’s the probleme?”, wise man

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