wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which
you can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together….they still do not amount to sh-t.
dad, i want a pony! well, you can wish in one hand, sh-t in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
get a mug for your mother-in-law nathalie.
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