wishing poop
a magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after p–ping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
john: hey bill, guess what!
bill: what’s up, john?
john: i just had a wishing p–p, i wished for world peace!
bill: well shucks!
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