Wisteria Life
someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle cl-ss suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
scott: so tim, what happened with kat?
tim: she dumped me.
scott: how come?
tim: because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the wisteria life.
scott: that’s f-cking terrible. what are you going to do?
tim: nothing. it’s her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
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