With a dildo up your ass
this is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a chinese food restaurant. there is always some -sshole that tells you to add “in bed” at the end. that is weak.
marvin: what did your fortune say?
charlie: it says “you will soon find great pleasure with a d-ld- up your -ss”
marvin: you don’t have to be a t-rd tapping d-ckhead.
charlie: f-ck this chinese food bullsh-t. let’s go to mountain mikes for pizza next time.
marvin: ok
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