with a knife
used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.
i brushed my teeth… with a knife!
i greeted my aunt… with a knife!
i went to the library… with a knife!
jesus brought hope… with a knife!
stupid people like him, down there… it’s gay.
i met the kid down there…. “with a knife!!!!”
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