someone who is slow on the uptake. this person often laughs a long time after a joke’s punchline.
he laughed at that joke so late that he obviously has witlag.

in the star trek movie, generations, where data finally got the joke from the episode, encounter at farpoint.

“data, i made that joke seven years ago” – geordi
“i know, i just got it!” – data

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