wittcation


named for an always awesome but sometimes annoying guy – a wittcation is when you take a break from a group text because someone in the group sends either way too many texts or because someone in the group texts on topics that don’t match the groups purpose
bryan keeps texting all those pictures of his kids in our cigar group text. i’m taking a wittcation. let me know when he stops being a douche and i’ll turn off the dnd.

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