Witten Smack
a witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. if you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. it was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
girn:oh my gwash i’m like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
guy:you better shut up before i witten smack you!
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