Wittenberg University


a highly prestigious liberal arts university in springfield, ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn’t have to do with getting an education
it took me five years to gradate.
why?
i went to wittenberg university!
a highly prestigious liberal arts university in springfield, ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn’t have to do with getting an education.
i go to wittenberg university.

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