Witter


verb: to use twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet cr-p; over-using twitter.
“dat gal dem’s tweeted ’bout her nail extension got mash up in the waitrose checkout!”

“cha, she does nuttin’ but bare witter, truss.”
short for “with her”

also see wittim
last night i f-cked witter

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