wittle buddy
a mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of -ss and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the -ss.
if wittle buddy comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.
if wittle buddy comes to your nursing home hid all your nursing staff or invest in a rape kit.
if you are in the wharehouse when wittle buddy comes in numer 1 dont brnd over. number 2 make sure you have a big tube of preperation h.
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