Witz


a trend setter of current affairs and pop culture. this person is known for their fashion sense, with special care taken to their footwear; see sneaker pimps a witz is always well connected in the community, often the first on the block to know about concerts and celebrity tragedies.
julia was considered the witz of froebel’s junior college.
when a person of generous proportions(i.e. fat) sits on a chair and breaks it.
watch it, tank -ss, you’re gonna’ witz that chair. it ain’ts strong.
a boy who seem’s to get really p-ssed of at the slight succes of another person
don’t have a witz because i p-ssed sum simple tests
a crazy kraker face kraker that roams the streets in need of crack cocain
d-mn buddy is a witz
what a sheep with a lisp says when he says “p-ss those ritz krakas”
skidz:golly gee guys can i have sum witz those taste mighty fine mmmmm fosheezy my n-gg- word up!

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