WIZ DOG


1. a mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a partners r-ct-m with cheez whiz for lubrication and then f-cks them in the -ss. this is followed by the tasty cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky c-ck. this is often followed up with a salisbury spritz.

2. “old salisburian style” wiz dog is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of cheez whiz in the recipient’s -ss and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
“hey, john, how was your date?”
“man! that girl is a freak! not only does she like it in the -ss, she let me give her a wiz dog.”

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