Wizard Balls


a term to describe a man’s b-lls that have not been trimmed for far too long.

when a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. he then styles the abnormally long t-st-cl- fur into a beard like shape (similar to merlin’s beard). this can be emphasized by tr-mm-ng all the hair off the top and sides of the b-lls leaving only the bottom hairs. this gives the b-lls a old mans face look. having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard b-lls.
christian has the hairiest b-lls i have ever seen! they are fricken wizard b-lls!

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