Wizard Dick
reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant’s. the term was coined from video of a naked man at the coach-lla event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
i may be small, but at least i don’t have a wizard d-ck like you.
or
stop acting like a wizard d-ck, just be cool.
or
instead of going skinny dipping, you’re going wizard d-ck style.
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a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch. good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.
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a legendary soup that, according to myth, gives awesome power to kick -ss to whoever eats it. example: “that punk b-tch spent much of his earlier years looking for some woodabi so he could own some hoes.”