wolkenized


(adj.) to be attracted to, or delighted by, a member of the wolk klan. often used as a description in the post coital reference but used liberally to describe strong personal attractiveness to the “wolkenator” by a smiiten female. (ref: al wolk; the wolkenator)
of course she said “al was the bomb”. she’s been wolkenized. hey now!

female bar patron #1: “hey look, there’s al. he’s so hot”
female bar patron #2: “you know it girl. i’m so horney too. i think tonight i’d like to get wolkenized over and over”

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