Wizard man of Sutton
the wizard man of sutton, surrey (england).
he can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. he wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
dude: holy cr-p, it’s the child catcher!
guy: show some respect! it’s the wizard man of sutton!!!
dude: so he won’t capture me and eat my face?
guy: h-ll no! i mean look, his cat is following him! ever seen a cat do that?
dude: well actually… no!
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