Wizard of Menlow Park


a s-xual maneuver similar to a decorative edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the r-ct-m. however the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient’s b-ttocks are slapped in order to shatter the gl-ss.
“h-llo, this is 911 dispatch.”
“please help me! i have just recieved a wizard of menlow park!”

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