wizard sleeves

curiously large and therefore flappy, v-g-n- lips.
“that bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!”

friend 1 – “what was her minge like?”
mentally scarred friend – “her pish flaps were huge!”
friend 2 – “wizard sleeves!”
1) a nauseatingly floppy set of v-g-n-l lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the c-nt. the skin is left to hang between the woman’s thighs, never to please again.

2) a fine leather coming from aforementioned v-g-n-l lips.

3) fabric covering a wizard’s arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) when we’re having s-x, i love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. sh-ts so hot.

2) children, what do you know about wizard sleeves?

3) these d-mn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, i need to get them hemmed!
the flab that old people get under their arms that flap around when they wave.
as she waved goodbye, her wizard sleeves were flapping in the wind.
a s-x position. starts of by guy shoving two fists up the woman’s v-g-n-. he widens his arms, then goes for the -n-l with his feet. once he has his feet in the -n-l, he continues to slide his upper thigh all the way up the -n-l, while the two fists are still in the v-g-n-. there for, after this position, the girl will be left with two holes as big as a wizards sleeve.
guy 1:dude, i gave her wizard sleeve’s last night.

guy 2: nice! did you get your thigh all the way up her booty?

guy 1: yeah it took like 30 minutes though, sh-t is f-cking hard.