Wizards of the Coast


a game publishing company that unfairly disregards unsolicited game idea submissions.
guy: “fml… no game company accepts tcg ideas, and wizards of the coast isn’t helping any.”

wizards of the coast rep: “we will direct this to the right department.”
the company behind such games as magic: the gathering, the first ccg and still the best after over 10 years.. and dungeons and dragons (aquired by wotc when they bought tsr.)

owned by hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to m:tg which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. they also now own neopets. :-\
dude 1: “dude, i’ve got to get a darksteel deck.”
dude 2: “dude. magic is p-sse.”
dude 1: “that’s it!! i cast urza’s rage on you!!!!!”
dude 2: “…dude, we’re not playing right now.”
dude 1: “shut up.”

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