wlak


verb: an attempt to m-st-rb-t- while walking. from the clumsy combination of the words ‘w-nk’ + ‘walk’, and not managing either to any degree of success.

noun: the onomatopoeic sound indicative of a failure to mult-task, particularly experienced by the male of the species. sometimes confused with ‘thwack’ as it usually occurs following a fall or a collision with some object.
“what was that sound?”
“it’s my flatmate b-mping into furniture again; he thinks wlaking will improve his ability to juggle at the clown convention next week.”

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