wlod


wlod is an acronym for -white- -light- -of- -death-. similar in nature to a bsod (blue screen of death) that millions of windows users experience every year, the wlod is an error message for the xperia x10 smart-phone (manufactured by sony ericsson). this error is distinguished by a blank, but noticeably lit screen, and a white notification light. the only way to alleviate the suffering you will experience from a wlod is to remove the battery from the smart-phone, put it back in, and turn it back on.

generally the wlod stems from a faulty update, or a buggy custom kernel being flashed to the device.
‘g-ddamit, i just flashed this custom rom and i got a wlod!’

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