WMD

1.weapons of m-ss destruction–a mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.a term used to generate income for haliburton.
3.something that the us is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

if we can convice americans that iraq has wmds, we can kick the snot out of them and pay haliburton to rebuild the place.
political slang for oil.
“come on, gang! let’s blow up iraq! they’ve got wmd’s!”
short for “what missiles dude?” which is exactly what the iraqi’s have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.
g.w.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
‘s, or we will attack your country.
saddam: that’s is what i have have been telling you all along… what missiles dude?
the bush admin.’s best excuse to go to war with iraq for oil.
let’s see, the american people won’t believe that we was to iraq for water…
weapons of m-ss distortion
see bush, idiot, stupid or republican.
weapons of m-ss disappearance
dammit, those smart iraqis managed to get rid of their wmds just before we invaded. well, i suppose now that we’re here, we should have a look…
dumdedum. don’t see any. hm.

but they’re definitely here! we’re american you know, we can’t possibly be wrong. it’s those d-mn iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.
weapon of m-ss distraction: anything that keeps the ppls heads in the clouds. this can be tv, dope, shopping malls, corner store liquor marts etc.
turn off that weapon of m-ss distraction and slay babalyon.