woah mate
1) a term developed in mountaineering circles and now used in everyday activities to exclaim at surprising or shocking events.
2) used as a scale for how dangerous a proceeding is.
1. “i saw a sheep taking a lift on the back of an elephant yesterday”
“woah mate!”
2. “you climbed the north face of the eiger, naked, using p-n-s jamming instead of ice axe torqueing? woah mate 5000!”
3. “i got to the front of the supermarket queue to realise i had forgotten my wallet.”
“woah mate five!”
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