wobbly goblin
the flaccid condition of ones d-ck after far to much delicious whiskey. also known as whiskey d-ck.
eric: dude, did you take tara home from the molle frijole last night?!?
ferg: f-ck yeah, snake! i was all set to plow when the ole wobbly goblin made an appearance. i ended up pushin rope for an hour before she p-ssed out… then another half hour after that..
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