wobbly sausage
this is a synonym for a large, double ended d-ld-. it is typically used when one of your young children discovers your d-ld- stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.
as inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a wobbly sausage as they are too young for a s-x-ed lesson.
child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? -shaking the d-ld- with joy-
mum: that’s not a toy it is a wobbly sausage
those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey d-ck.
george: hey, man, you getting some tonight?
hermione: unfortunately he’s had a bit too much to drink tonight so i’m afraid i’ll be riding the wobbly sausage.
ron: no man! i could go forever!
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