wobgasm
your brain de-atomizing
symptoms:
foaming from the mouth
jaw on the floor
known causes:
gran maul seizure
dub-step
music
wobwobwob obwobwobwobwob wobwobwobwo bwobwobw obwobwobwobw obwobwobwob wobwo bwobwob
joe: bwaaaawwwwww
me: joe you ok? you look like you need a power chair, a p-ss bag, and a full time nurse
joe: joe liike dub-tep me wobgasm
me: o?
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