a town wicked close to boston. the water is really bad because most of the town used to be tannerys, actually some kids died from drinking it. there are some nice neighborhoods, but overall this town is kinda a ghetto. kids generally act like they’re gangsta even if they’re wihite…. about 75% of the town has weed, pot, or any other drug you can think of. west woburn is ok, a little boring- the east is a little run down and the middle is full of brazillians. the north is where most of the partying and pot happens- the most ghetto part of town. kids here are really annoying and try to act gangsta. the girls who are about 12 dress like they’re 20 and stuff there itty-bitty bras. the guys just think there the hottest sh-t. there have been multiple bomb threats at woburn high and quite a few pregnacies. our athletics are actualy wicked good and we absoulutly hate our next door town winchester (a bunch of rich -ss sn-bs who add “izzy” to the end of everything) us, the woo, are so much better then those posers. our center is actually pretty nice; a ton of restaurants there… but the rest of it is run down. anyways, the woo is an okay place.
” ye imma go smoke some weed with my crack wh-r- girlfriend” -12 year old kidd from the woo
“d-mn i hate those sh-t ugly -ss-s from winchester” -everyone in woburn, ma
a slang term for woburn due to the large number of the brown population in the school. wobrown is filled with tamil people.
- wob wob wob wob!
a noise, originally muttered by curly in the three stooges and later picked up by zoidburg and homer simpson, is muttered in an excited and anxious manner three stooges: moe: hey, you! curley: who me? moe: yeh you curley: you? moe: why youuu (knocks curley on head) curley: wob wob wob wob! other examples are […]
the area between a scr-t-m-less man’s dingus p-n-s and his -ssh-l- -n-s when the smelly p-b-s get all ingrown and fester, or the sorry f-ck-r get a heat rash. your drag-queen dad gave your boyfriend a heat rash on his taint from all the humping friction. now your boyfriend has a bad case of the […]
- burnt ginger
a ginger that has attempted to make their hair darker by bringing fire to it. usually matches. a burnt ginger is usally a rather muppy person. burnt gingers stick together; in times of peril-in their own “cult-like” groups or clans. did you see that girl lighting her hair on fire? definitely a burnt ginger.
- bury the ocean
am fsd band from quincy illinois. they really just astrive to be like atlas lost balance. fsd1- did you see that bury the ocean show the other night. fsd2- no i was at the atlas lost balance show! basically the huffest band to emerge from the local music scene in quincy, illinois. they masquerade as […]