wockets’ wed gware

excerpt – what lyrics to the star spangled banner would
sound like if sung by barbara walters or elmer fudd
wockets’ wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night…that
our fwag was still there…wand of the fwee…home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
not written as a slap in the face to the united states,
but rather to illuminate the underlying att-tude that
pretty much “anything goes”

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