it was created when a northern fisherman was taken by suprise by the rate of the incoming tide.
woe be tide, where did all the cheese and sherry go?
acronym for “waste of f-cking time”. very useful in the modern corporate environment. that last meeting was a total woft. the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your “gift” with others i totally wofted my fart at you. enjoy! the method of fanning away a smell. shawna […]
someone who thinks little of women. ‘i hate women!’ ‘you plastanley of a man!’
- Platform Pirate
one who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift all of them. platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of p-ssed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, […]
- Porcelain Firing Range
a urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in. time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!
the hottest colombian girl to ever live. who hates mexicans, but loves their food! she has 10,000 perfumes. see that zuly eating taco’s over there, she’s the hottest colombian ever! and she smells great to!