wojtus


usually a person with any combination of immaturity, mental disorders, social disorders, ability to make other laugh, and random s-xual inuendo expulsion. should be approached with caution, as a wojtus may attempt to grasp tightly anything, whether living or inanimate, and hold it in a way it calls a hug. wojtusai (pl) also bite. either may be fatal. if you should come into contact with a wojtus, direct its attention at something shiny, and contact your local insane -ssylum.
that wojtus is just like a second-grader with suicidal tendencies!

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