woke kids


a mocking term often used as a twitter hashtag typically applied to the left wing. it occurs when an adult posts an observation that supposedly came from their child or other minor. oftentimes, this is false; it actually comes from the adult, and they are just using the child in hopes that it will appeal to emotional heartstrings since a child is saying it. often because the adult can’t articulate their point from a logical standpoint. on occasion, it is a child that says such a thing, but usually the child simply doesn’t comprehend the situation fully, or has terrible parents and/or teachers.
my five year old was telling me that trump hates him because his teacher said he did. this is all trump’s fault.

hashtag woke kids. get your kid to a better school, lady.

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