woked


to be woken up from a sound sound sleep.
this girl woked my -ss up at 4am looking for a place to crash!
to be woked out is to be f-cked.
this is usually used as a disrepect to the slunge that allowed this to occur.
boi 1: see dat gash der, i woked her out last sat-rday
boi 2: izit, she’s a jezabelle any ways

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