wolcott high school


a public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pr-nounce correctly. it’s extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% albanian, one black kid, and some mexican kid that doesn’t talk to anyone. it is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn’t have a pool. none of the subs speak fluent english and the only one that does is a d-ck. when you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. nerds at one table, emos, bis-xuals and potheads at another, f-ckboys at their own table, and then there is the thots, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. the teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old b-tchy teachers do. and whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. the only difference between h-ll and wolcott high school is that h-ll has air-conditioning. whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a sh-t, to make sure we aren’t jerking off or vaping. our school slogans are “go eagles!” and “lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the f-ck not!?!?!”
wolcott high school is full of thots and rich white kids.

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