Wolf Blanket
a person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.
actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a wolf blanket. this is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.
some clues that a person might be a wolf blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak elvish.
when you see a wolf blanket, you just know.
my medieval poetry cl-ss is full of wolf blankets.
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