wolf shirt

n. a stylish shirt, usually a t-shirt, with elegantly silk-screened images of the majestic wolf/wolves printed large and in optimal view to the peers of the wearer. wolf shirts generally possess an almost magnetic effect on women; who as if under a spell, cannot quench their insatiable l-st for a man in a wolf shirt. other side effects of the wolf shirt include but are not limited to, increased p-n-s length, increased p-n-s girth, ample s-xual stamina, and greatly increased charming techniques.

wolf shirt extract is also the main ingredient for the men’s line of products, axe.
you would not believe the p-ssy i pull when i wear my wolf shirt.
a t-shirt depicting a howling wolf, usually accompanied by an image of the full moon. typically worn by neckbearded bob seger look-alikes who play wow all day in their mom’s bas-m-nt.
“nate has been skipping cl-ss lately to play dungeons and dragons with tony. what could be causing this?”
“did you check his closet?”
“full of wolfshirts.”
“ahh.”
a shirt with wolves printed on it. they are usually worn by prep-b-scent boys and mexicans. wolves are known as “lobos” in spanish.
“im too attractive, how can i stop getting all these woman?”
“wear a wolf shirt”