wolverine joint
the wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. it is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. if made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.
jake: how about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
spencer: sure thing, i’ll make us a wolverine joint
mat: this is straight whole milk
ryan: “cough” “cough” “cough”
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