Woman Child

a woman above the age of 25 that is lazy, usually still lives at home, and likes to whine. similar to a man child
“i was just chatting online and found some chick who is 35, lives with her dad, and playes world of warcraft all day”–jim

“wow what a woman child!”–bobby
female equivalent of a man child; a woman child is a woman who constantly whines, complains, and always has to have things her way 24/7. a woman child doesn’t take responsibility for her actions and blames others, very similar to the man child counterpart.
person 1: “this girl i work with complains all the time and is all emotion. i hope she gets upset and quits because her immaturity reminds me of high school.”
person 2: “wow, what a woman child!”
a woman above the age of 25 that is lazy, usually still lives at home, and likes to whine. similar to a man child
“i was just chatting online and found some chick who is 35, lives with her dad, and playes world of warcraft all day”–jim

“wow what a woman child!”–bobby
an immature infant trapped inside the body of a grown woman.

this strange phenomenon generally occurs following the trauma of parentally–ssociated abandonment, neglect, or abuse during the fundamental “attachment period” of infancy (0-3), and literally stops thier emotional development to the time of the first trauma sustained, and to no more than thier 3 year-old self. officially, this is known as “arrested development”. in modern psychology, a woman-child’s childish alter-ego is also known as “the lost self”, and is effectively, her true ident-ty. “the false-self” on the other hand, is the well-perfected public persona, and false alter-ego she subconsciously developed as a way of coping with her initial infantile trauma – it’s only those who develop close relationships with a woman-child, who manage to see just how immature and emotionally fragile she really is underneath this public persona. arrested development, and the trauma (usually abandonment) that caused this arrest, also culminate to create most of the emotional, psychological, and behavioural symptoms of a condition known as “borderline personality disorder” (bpd).
woman-children are most easily recognised by thier fragile emotions, talking and behaving like little girls, falling in love with you far too quickly, missing you after very short periods of time (lack of “object constancy”), excessive crying, strong efforts to avoid abandonment in relationships, unpredictable actions, promiscuity, and the inability to have any form of serious or mature conversation when required.

“her daddy left her as a baby – now she’s stuck as a woman-child for life!”

“dude, what’s up with your girlfriend? she cries more than my little sister!”…”don’t worry about her dude – she’s just a woman-child!”
someone who insists on nagging like a woman, and whining like a child simultaneously.
alright mom i’ll walk the dog, you don’t have to be such a woman-child about it.
someone who is extemely attractive, smart, funny, super cool, awesome and all around crazy good at everything. very few people are womanchilds and become easily jealous of any womanchild.
pat – you’re fat. ohhhhh.

katelyn – no i’m not, i’m a womanchild.

pat – oh yeah, wow you’re legendary!

katelyn – i know.