Woman’s 5-Pound Holiday


days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry – at least, for a week.

these days are

thanksgiving
b-day
superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
easter sunday brunch
man, what a pig-out yesterday. thank god it was woman’s 5-pound holiday, or i’d be in trouble!

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