womans rights
a really funny joke.
you wanna hear a funny joke… womans rights.
the ability to act like shameless crack wh-r-s and arrogant liberal b-tches and call it equality.
example of womans rights to choose
man:”can i help ya change that tire,mam?”
woman:”don’t you think i’m capable of doing it myself?”
man:-astonished-
man:”actually,no,seeing as how your 5’1″,got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good…;but go ahead prove me wrong.”
alternate example:
man:”can i help ya change that tire,mam?”
woman:”don’t you think i’m capable of doing it myself?”
man:-astonished-
man:”listen here u dumb-ss c-nt,i just got off work,am tired and dirty,but i stopped anyway to see if i could help;apparently not so f-ck you.”-drops tire iron,leaves-
a non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.
johnny: hey todd, you read the english homework about woman’s rights?
todd: what the f-ck are those?
the worst idea ever conceived.
women are incompetent.
a joke.
hey, frank, did you hear about woman’s rights?
thats a good joke!!!
something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or “better halves.” now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.
man:”woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!”
woman:”f-ck you!”-leaves the room.-
man”come on baby, lets talk about this.”
woman:”talk about this!!”-slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can’t get back in.-
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