womb mallot
the the result of years of silicone injections. this jur-ssic d-ck brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. it’s not to be confused with elephant-tis, aka lymphatic filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
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