Womb Squatter
in similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without t-tle, right, or payment of rent; a womb squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. i.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn’t plan on leaving on its own.
it is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
janie: why are you so upset? you’ve been crying all day… is everything okay?
alyssa: oh janie, i have a womb squatter. dylan is going to be so mad at me!
janie: i am so sorry, janie. just remember that, due to a woman’s right to choice, you have options.
alyssa: i know, i’ve already been considering my options. but next time, i will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
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