Womb Swagger
the swagger that is injected into a fetis during the third trimester by the fetus carrying human/animal. this type of swagger can not be modified from its original state. side effects of womb swagger include: large p-n-s, long multiple s-x sessions, jealous ex girlfriends from years past, bloating, gloating, diarrhea, upset stomach, elephant-tis, std from random sl-ts, and strong forearm muscles. please seek a doctor if you are taking the following medications: v–gr-, petpto bismo, tums, advil, preperation h, chewing gum, and/or cymbalta. if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours please consult a different sl-t to decrease the swelling.
why is your ex-girlfriend always telling her friends not to date you. you broke up with that sl-t years ago. oh it must be your womb swagger.
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