Womb Vandalism
a legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. this also includes the s-d-stic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. as seen in the infamous case of mr n demp-c in 1902. womb vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. these two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or nml.
in court the judge read out the charges: right mr demp-c your have been charged with womb vandalism, how do you plead?
mr demp-c screamed like a gorilla as he unb-ttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. “i’m guilty, guilty as charged!”
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