Women’s Day
an international day where men rejoice women
a couple is lying in bed.
the man says: “right now, for this women’s day, i am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!”
the woman says: “oh dear, i will miss you!”
girl: “its women’s day, make me a sandwich!”
boy: “okay love of my life”
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