wonder lotion


this is when you jack off and j-zz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
man, jose’s wife is a hotty. i would love to slip her the man meat. since i cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.

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