Wonderbreading
“wonderbreading” is the act of throwing a loaf of wonderbread on a person’s yard and setting an empty bottle of bawls energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person’s name.
rules:
1.) it must be wonderbread and bawls, no subst-tutions.
2.) the wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn’t be tampered with.
3.) you must wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who’s name you know).
4.) the empty bottle of bawls must have the cap on it.
5.) you must be in a car while during the act of wonderbreading.
6.) there must be more than one person during the act of wonderbreading.
-stops car-
-p-ssenger gets out and sets the bawls down and re-enters the car-
-throws the wonderbread-
“fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnkkkk!!”
-drive off-
the wonderbreading is then complete.
the act of an ethnic group, either black, hispanic, asian, etc, attending a party hosted by white people. if you are a token black guy at a white party…you essentially are wonder-breading.
we went wonder-breading last night at that sorority party and were the life of the party.
“wonderbreading” is the act of throwing a loaf of wonderbread on a person’s yard and setting an empty bottle of bawls energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person’s name.
rules:
1.) it must be wonderbread and bawls, no subst-tutions.
2.) the wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn’t be tampered with.
3.) you must wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who’s name you know).
4.) the empty bottle of bawls must have the cap on it.
5.) you must be in a car while during the act of wonderbreading.
6.) there must be more than one person during the act of wonderbreading.
-stops car-
-p-ssenger gets out and sets the bawls down and re-enters the car-
-throws the wonderbread-
“fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnkkkk!!”
-drive off-
the wonderbreading is then complete.
when someone is unemployed or barely making ends meet, they are usually hoping or ‘wondering’ when they’re going to make more money or enough to live without worrying about their finances.
guy1: hey man, how’s it going since you got canned?
guy2: man, i’m “wonderbreading”, right now, but have an interview next week.
guy1: whadda ya mean?
guy2: i’m wondering when ima make some more “bread”.
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