wondermonkey

1. refers to someone technologically apt, ie good with all that is technical/electrical (computers/phones/etc.)

2. often used to fondly refer to a member of a organisation’s it or tech support division.
example 1
man 1: i’m having trouble with my computer again!
man 2: get on the phone and ask one of the wonder monkeys to check it out.

example 2
man 1: i couldn’t figure out how to get my phone to do it so i asked barry. he done it in two seconds.

man 2: no wonder, that guy is a total wondermonkey
a one man cult based on the rejection of all doctrines and formalised religious ideas and structures, including those comprising chaos magick(tm).

this cult is characterised by a disciplined yet freeform approach to the exploration of magickal and spiritual reality, unrestrained silliness based on the trancendent value of laughter, and a strict prohibition on proselytization.
ah cr-p, the wondermonkey’s p-ssed out on the floor again. get the markers.
1. a monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to…do really awesome stuff. does not apply to one individual.

2. an everyday dish sponge
1. i saw this thing…and it was flying…and it was a monkey. so i’m like, “whoa…a wonder monkey!”

2. he cleaned the c-sserole dish with a wonder monkey.